My incredibly awesome husband and two of the most adorable kids you've ever seen.

I'm forced to innovate.

uh, paper. And, uh, paper. Oh yeah, and paper.

Pedicure Red.

if I didn't I wouldn't be able to buy any more paper.

Call and Answer by Barenaked Ladies.

...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

Diet Coke and Nutella.