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tripletsrajoy
Big SIS (4414)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:52
Thanks Divv! That was very theapeutic!
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staramaze
Model SISter (2815)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 16:02
ooh! It feels good just to READ this thread!
I wrote mine and deleted them... because it's possible the people who I need to vent about could find this post... but it felt good to write it! Thanks!
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kitleen
Favorite SISter (6509)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 16:06
because it's possible the people who I need to vent about could find this post..
haha!! I HOPE the company I wrote about DOES find this. Sadly, I don't think they will....nor would they care if they did. =(
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staramaze
Model SISter (2815)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 16:10
haha!! I HOPE the company I wrote about DOES find this. Sadly, I don't think they will....nor would they care if they did. =(
lol! :)
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tripletsrajoy
Big SIS (4414)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 16:12
Dear sweet daughter,
I love you so much! But the food thing has become a problem. Youv'e got to learn to like something else besides bacon.
I can't stand hearing you tell me you are hungry when we have lots of food you could eat.
Baby, try to like something else.
love, Mommy
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erinrwillis
Favorite SISter (5047)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 16:26
FIL sucks
I'm with ya on this one.
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divv
Big SIS (4527)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 16:46
Thanks Divv! That was very theapeutic!
You are welcome! :) I know sometimes it is so hard to say what you really want to say to people sometimes, and it always makes me feel better when I can just get it out.
but it felt good to write it! Thanks!
It really does! :)
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livingroomfloor
SISter Elle (1896)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 17:08
Dear Mailman,
You used to come at 12:30 every day. Now sometimes you come at 12:30, 2:45, 3:27 or 6:00. What's up with that? I'm 3 minutes from the post office. Why do you torture me every day? Don't you know how important my mail is to me?
Sincerely,
Tired of waiting for mail
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 17:36
Dear Daughters,
When I am WASTING my time supervising your closet cleaning please DO SOMETHING. Twiddling a scrap of paper in your fingers doesn't count. Blank stares do not count.
Throw away the trash.
Put things where they belong.
Get it done.
Love,
Yo Mama
(now I have to go back up there *sigh*)
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weebbt
Favorite SISter (11205)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 17:54 - Edited by: weebbt
Dear Teenaged Spawn,
When you walk in the door, please at least say "hello" to me before asking me to buy you something/take you somewhere. It's really just common courtesy.
Signed,
The One Who Gave You Life
PS: Do you see a money tree growing in our back yard?
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weebbt
Favorite SISter (11205)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 17:55
Dear Mailman,
You used to come at 12:30 every day. Now sometimes you come at 12:30, 2:45, 3:27 or 6:00. What's up with that? I'm 3 minutes from the post office. Why do you torture me every day? Don't you know how important my mail is to me?
Sincerely,
Tired of waiting for mail
OMG, so true!! LOL
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livingroomfloor
SISter Elle (1896)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 17:56
Dear Moms,
Thanks for making me thing extra hard before reproducing.
Sincerely,
Married less than a year and SO not ready for kids.
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 18:24
When you walk in the door, please at least say "hello" to me before asking me to buy you something/take you somewhere. It's really just common courtesy.
FTN!!!!
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lalalee
Favorite SISter (6015)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 18:33
Dear Teenaged Spawn,
that slayed me....!!!
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clspillane
Model SISter (2341)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 18:40
Dear Amalgamous Mail Carriers,
Welcome to the neighborhood. I recognize that these are your very first days in the training grounds of the USPS, but I've got some rules.
First, don't steal my mail. Unless you're a crafty scrapper who makes little books, banners, & other beauty, you aren't going to be very impressed with my packages.
Second, it'd be great if you could decide (as a group) when my house might get it's mail. Some of you come before lunch, some by 3, some of you new-bies deliver at 7! Doesn't the truck have to be somewhere by then??
Third, if you're running soooo late that you can't make it here by 7 pm, perhaps you should really consider a different line of work. It's NOT OK to just skip houses. This isn't a choose your own adventure novel. It's mail, and I care!
Fourth, don't steal my mail. Out there somewhere is a pregancy belly pillow, countless Netflix, a few little care packages, and a bathing suit from J. Crew. I'm certain they would ALL have arrived where it not for the intervention of this intrepid gang--clearly not all carriers are qualified to do so. Can someone tell them it's ILLEGAL to steal mail!??
whew. Gosh, that felt GREAT. Thanks Divv!
xxoo, Cortney
PS to the carriers: (Psst, I'm a SAHM; I see everything!!!)
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Sonja
Favorite SISter (5583)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 18:45
This is the best thread, and I want to join in, but I think my Zoloft knocked it all out of me. Please continue though.
(Kate, I had to look up FTN in the urban dictionary, it was worth the search)
Cort, I do think it's illegal and I'd start stalking them.
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clspillane
Model SISter (2341)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 18:51 - Edited by: clspillane
eeee! he just delivered. this WORKS!
ugh. i take it back; he only delivered the pre-sorted stuff. ie. grocery store flyers and other junk. grrrrr.
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 19:02
(Kate, I had to look up FTN in the urban dictionary, it was worth the search)
LOL
I just looked it up..it has many meanings.
Mine is the NOISE one...and to give credit where credit it due...Weebbt has brought that one back!!! In full force I might add!
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Sonja
Favorite SISter (5583)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 19:10 - Edited by: Sonja
LOL
I just looked it up..it has many meanings.
Mine is the NOISE one
Right, I was a little confused until I got to that one...everything clicked.
I changed my mind, I do have a little letter (I really like the letter form)
Dear MIL,
While it's never appropriate to ask a woman about her weight, it seems even more foul to ask how her weight is coming a week and a half after she has given birth to your grandchild. I'm sorry if your son has to suffer being married to a heifer, but it really seems like it'd be our business.
Signed,
me
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 19:23
While it's never appropriate to ask a woman about her weight, it seems even more foul to ask how her weight is coming a week and a half after she has given birth to your grandchild. I'm sorry if your son has to suffer being married to a heifer, but it really seems like it'd be our business.
I'm coming to get her Sonja...she's gonna be very sorry.
I was cornered in a similar manner 5 days after birthing Nate by my father. He asked if I had started doing sit ups. I couldn't even sit at that point due to wicked 'rhoids (there's a little more birth control for you Steph).
IFOT!
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Sonja
Favorite SISter (5583)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 19:30
I'm coming to get her Sonja...she's gonna be very sorry.
(said in my best Kip from Napoleon Dynamite voice) Yes!
and that was very kind of your Dad, I bet he got an extra special father's day gift that year.
And Steph, I can do both sides of the fence, but if you need some more BC, I'm fresh from the whole birth experience, I've got tales a-plenty.
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sallyhanna
Favorite SISter (10373)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 20:13 - Edited by: sallyhanna
dear darling children,
would it be possible for you to actually brush your teeth for two whole minutes and actually get some of the nasty funk off of those used-to-be pearly whites? i know this is asking a lot, but if you wanna keep them another 80 years or so, i'd highly recommend brushing at least twice a day. plus, fresh breath is always a bonus.
love,
mom
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StraitFan10
Favorite SISter (6269)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 20:54
Dear Sweet Long Time Friends:
When I call to say that we are not going up north for Labor Day, because we are on a budget, please don't offer to pay for a hotel room for us!!!! I know you are trying to be nice, but I don't want your money-I just want to stay on my budget!!
Signed,
Peeved Friend
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allison11
Vogue SISter (3672)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 20:59
cortney- holy crap.
you totally stole my letter.
word for word.
i want my effing mail, please...
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prairieWillow
Favorite SISter (15652)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 21:43
dear psycho girl that I now work with...
I do not think it's cute to hear stories about you breaking into your boyfriends house because you thought he was with another girl, when really, he was at the 7-11. I don't find it amusing to hear about how short a leash you have him on and how you really don't care for him at all anymore. I don't think it's flattering to you nor do I think it makes you sound smart or appealing to behave this way. please stop confiding in me.
signed,
tired of hearing the bull....
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PaperPoppies
Model SISter (2456)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 22:00
dear psycho girl that I now work with...
omg....i'm dying...hee hee!! i'm totally using that tomorrow.
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divv
Big SIS (4527)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 22:40
please stop confiding in me.
love this part, that is cracking me up!!
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hilly0013
Favorite SISter (6353)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 22:43
I just thought of another one....
Dear Mom...
If I don't answer the phone when you call, I am busy. I might have run out to my car, I may even be peeing....but, this does not mean that you have to call me three more times just to make sure. I will call you back as soon as I'm not busy. And, if it's an emergency, leave me a message. My life does not revolve around answering my phone every time it rings....Sometimes, I don't even bring it with me when I go to the store, or to grab a bite to eat because I don't want to be bothered.
Your loving daughter....
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kitleen
Favorite SISter (6509)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 22:45
Dear Aunt Flo....
Leave me the h*** alone.
No, I don't want any more children. So, I don't know why you bother to visit.
You just make me cranky and leave me with a sour tummy. My body feels bloated upon your arrival.
I'm not fond of you and tend to not be fond of anything during your stay.
Signed, Stop the Flo
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kitleen
Favorite SISter (6509)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 22:46
=)
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