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divv
Big SIS (4527)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 02:30
Sometimes we just want to get it out.
Ok, so maybe we don't have the guts or the time to tell those who make us say 'huh????'. or make us mad or just make us wanna shake em to their face.
So here is the thread.
Has someone made you upset, made you shake your head? Here is the thread to post your 'post secrets'
I will begin.
To the 19 year old high school drop out who llives above me--NO I will not consider you as a potential 'match' for me. Uh, no. You are too young, jobless and have ZERO in the education department. Not to mention you once yelled out "I am a man!" while running barefoot in the parking lot to the mailboxes and proceeded to chew on a chicken wing.
No, I will NOT invite you in, I will NOT give you a cookie and you cannot have some of the deep dish pizza I made that my boys told you about when they got off the school bus.
If you knock my door one more time, I am liable to crack open a can of "You aint seen nothing yet' and commence to beating you to a pulp.
And just an FYI, 'hey baby, you look good in them jeans' does not make for a romantic pick up line. Just saying.
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SassySasha
Favorite SISter (12727)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 02:32
Hey boo ... I spit out all my hot tea .. LMAO .. girl I hear ya boo
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SassySasha
Favorite SISter (12727)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 02:34
Okay so let's see .. what has p*ssed me off this week..
and it is only MONDAY .. people at work that have the hardest time pulling their weight and not being held accountable for it .. and being a higher ranking individual I am held responsible .. and it SUCKS. Guess that is all I got ...
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divv
Big SIS (4527)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 02:36
and it is only MONDAY .. people at work that have the hardest time pulling their weight and not being held accountable for it .. and being a higher ranking individual I am held responsible .. and it SUCKS. Guess that is all I got ...
They suck.
Seriously.
I had some who rode my coattails and when performing poorly, I got the blame.
Thank gawd I work at home now. I was liable to cease and a'strangle. Don't blame me for your poor job performance!! I work hard! lol
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SassySasha
Favorite SISter (12727)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 02:38
I was liable to cease and a'strangle
bwwahahaahahaah... Ima so use that tomorrow (as inspiration of course) LMAO
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divv
Big SIS (4527)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 02:44
I was liable to cease and a'stranglebwwahahaahahaah... Ima so use that tomorrow (as inspiration of course) LMAO
Seriously, some ask for it.
I have been known to leave kind notes of 'Please stop with your snoring, it is causing a serious negative effect on my performance.'
Of course, it was taken non too lightly and I was left with explaining why flipflops make for a happy employee.
Thankfully I won in the end. But making an argument for sandals in the workplace is not easy.
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 10:10
Ungrateful children who do not care about anything! Tired of brand new stuff that I paid for being thrown on the floor. And they're old enough to know better. CALGON PLEASE!!!!
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livingroomfloor
SISter Elle (1896)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 10:14
You get em, Kate!
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planty
Style Maven (660)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 10:39
Oh man were do I start?
Im sick to death of my fridge.. its pretty much one big freezer. If I want to enjoy milk I have to take it out about 2 hours in advance. The same goes for pretty much anything in there. Its not the fridges fault its my HUSBANDS. He said two years ago it was an easy fix..... Ive yet to see that easy fix. So for two years Ive had to pretty much eat up any fresh produce the day I buy it or it will have to be thrown out.
Then there is the dryer.... oh man my son broke the timer. He turned it backwards. So now I have to remember to go shut it off. THo sometimes I forget and pretty much every shirt I own is shrunk beyond wearing. That too is a "easy fix" UGH I need to kick my husband.
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livingroomfloor
SISter Elle (1896)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 10:54
Dear MIL,
Backing into a parking space isn't saving you any time.
Sincerely, Your Daughter-In-Law
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:03
LRF....I like your style so I'm copying you.
DEAR MIL,
Don't call me "MOM" in a condescending tone. I'm not your mom. You might not like what I unleash if you continue.
Signed, The Incompetent Wife of your Son
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livingroomfloor
SISter Elle (1896)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:09
Kate, will you be my BFF?
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StraitFan10
Favorite SISter (6269)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:12
I found out yesterday that two of the daycare kiddos that were going to start yesterday aren't coming at all now!!! UGHH!!! I've known since May they were going to start, so I turned people away this summer!! I'm on a budget and I really needed them to be here!!! Oh well, now I'm on a mission to find a couple of kids or get a job at night!! I'm not going off my budget, I'm on a mission!!
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:14
Okay...but I really don't know if I can commit to forever. I'm kinda flightly.
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lpmkate
Favorite SISter (9453)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:16
I've known since May they were going to start, so I turned people away this summer!! I'm on a budget and I really needed them to be here!!!
That just rots. Good luck - hopefully you can find replacements.
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tia0220
Model SISter (2827)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:20 - Edited by: tia0220
This last weekend I found that I was picking up a lot of things that I shouldn't be picking up! Cereal boxes in the living room because apparently we no longer use a bowl and sppon and our dining room table is invisible!? Pop cans from the top of the entertainment center? Wet towels off the bathroom floor even though there are two empty towel racks. A piece of paper with adhesive stuck all over it! HELLO, do they not know how much this stuff costs!?
The things that really made me angry about it all is that these kids are all over 10, they didn't do this crap at my parent's house, and I can guarantee their mother doesn't put up with it! WHY do they think it's okay at dad's!? I am NOT their personal maid!
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weebbt
Favorite SISter (11205)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 11:50
Dear FIL/MIL,
Please keep your political views to yourself. Sending me bs forwarded emails will not change my stance.
Signed, The Daughter In Law With The Mind Of Her Own
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danilouwho
Vogue SISter (3579)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 14:14
Dear FIL/MIL,
Please keep your political views to yourself. Sending me bs forwarded emails will not change my stance.
Signed, The Daughter In Law With The Mind Of Her Own
oooooh that is perfection.
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scrapprincess2002
Model SISter (2647)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 14:25
omg you poor thing gotta bay boy leach !!! hope he is a least good to look at since he is a pest! hahahahha
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tripletsrajoy
Big SIS (4414)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:10
Dear "depressed beyond comprehension",
I don't need your forgiveness- I'm not sorry! What you read wrong was me being very sincere about my own problems. I thought I was helping. You blew it out of proportion and should be the one saying your sorry to me. I was floored when you said you forgave me. For what? I will continue to be civil, but I will no longer try to outreach to you! I don't need another whacko in my life!
Signed, Someone who was trying to be very caring and loving
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livingroomfloor
SISter Elle (1896)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:15
Oooh! One more for me:
Dear Complains-All-The-Time,
I'm sorry you are always "sick". I'm sorry you can't spend one day without talking about how awful your life is.
But guess what? Children are starving. People's bodies are ravaged with sickness and incurable diseases. Buck up. Put on your big girl panties and realize that every day is a blessing.
Sincerely, Sick of you complaining all the time
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tripletsrajoy
Big SIS (4414)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:25
Dear Whacko in my life-
GET A JOB! Stop blaming our political leaders for your state of well being. So you are on disability- I can respect that. But you can do other things. Your kids need you. Why do you have to try to live on everybody else.
If you don't love him- stop having sex with him!
A job comes before a car! The bus is not a bad thing even though you think it is the worst thing in the world! My husband took the bus to work everyday when we only had one car.
I don't need to hear the same story every SINGLE time we talk. I'm tired of it.
Your ex will not buy you the car, settle, buy you a new place to live, etc.
Have you ever thought that when I call you that I might want to talk?
I know YOU don't think so, but you are hurting your children by trying to be their lawyer. GET A JOB! GET A LAWYER!
I believe your children were molested. I believe you! You know that. I will do everything I can to help you! But I just can't give you any more money. You don't know how to handle it. I have taken you to classes so you can learn- but you refuse to learn.
I despise that you go through the Taco Bell line and get food for your family when I can not go out to eat.
I despise that you MUST have cable. (not the cheap cable like I have but the every channel cable)
I'm still here! I will still try to help you through this mess! But I have to admit I resent it!
Signed, Someone who didn't know she had that much to get off her chest!
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Heather R
Vogue SISter (3904)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:31
Dear Complains-All-The-Time,
I'm sorry you are always "sick". I'm sorry you can't spend one day without talking about how awful your life is.
But guess what? Children are starving. People's bodies are ravaged with sickness and incurable diseases. Buck up. Put on your big girl panties and realize that every day is a blessing.
Sincerely, Sick of you complaining all the time
i second this one. stop looking for so much attention! if you just chill people might actually like you and want to spend time with you, instead of trying to avoid you.
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Heather R
Vogue SISter (3904)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:35
dude! i just wrote a letter to my super selfish FIL and it didn't even post! grrrr.... no time to write it again, i will just say
FIL sucks
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kitleen
Favorite SISter (6509)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:39
Dear American Standard....
I paid top dollar for your "top of the line" air conditioner. Two of them. $10,000 total.
Within one year, one of them has had a small problem. Okay. I can handle that.
Within 3 1/2 years, the other one has had TWO MAJOR problems. TWO. One problem that cost us $1,000 LAST WEEK. The other problem that will cost us another $1,000 THIS WEEK!
I am sick of poor quality. I paid for good quality. Where is it? In this economy, I am trying to save money and instead I am getting hit with more and more bills thanks to your crappy machinery.
Signed, a consumer who tries to do the right thing, but still feel like they get crapped on.
(Thanks, Divv....that helped.)
{sigh}
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tia0220
Model SISter (2827)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:41 - Edited by: tia0220
DEAR MIL,
THank you for reminding me I can call you mom, but I have my own. Can you please tell me what posses you to hangout with DH's ex wife? And don't give me the typical BS about seeing your grandkids, you know the schedule we have with them and we are three miles from the nursing home your husband is in.
Also, if you are oging to go all out and give our friends gifts for their birthday's and for Christmas, don't do it in front of us when we don't even get so much as a card.
And, THANK YOU SO MUCH for stomping your heel into DH's self esteem. He's the only of your three that can do for themselves and haven't sucked you dry. Perhaps that's why you don't acknowledge his existence. But just remember he didn't put you into foreclosure at 78 the other two did. Think of that when you are spending all your money on the other two and getting nothing for my husband. I don't expect anything from you, but your own son!? He does everything for you. He's the only one who visits his father! And still he's treated horribly. And you wonder why you weren't notified that we were gettting married!
signed, your ONLY daughter in law
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hilly0013
Favorite SISter (6353)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:42
To the people with the bratty kids (that i had to deal with last week)...
DISCIPLINE your children. Don't let them mouth off to sitters. Make them have respect. Teach them that not everyone has tons of money. There is obviously a problem if you have gone through FIVE babysitters in one summer.....
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kitleen
Favorite SISter (6509)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:42 - Edited by: kitleen
Dear Complains-All-The-Time,Children are starving. People's bodies are ravaged with sickness and incurable diseases. Buck up. Put on your big girl panties and realize that every day is a blessing
AMEN, Steph!! Trust me....I have SO thought about this. I have a good friend who's son is seriously ill. So, I keep reminding myself that my family is healthy and happy, so I need to get over this A/C thing.
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allison11
Vogue SISter (3672)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:45
dear people who live on my street...
you have a wonderful 2 car garage. this means that you also have a wonderful 2 car driveway. and *gasp* you could actually fit 4 cars there!
so STOP PARKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. you make our 2 lane, wide street, barely a 1 lane. it is so impossible for 2 cars to drive at the same time.
signed, your neighbor, who uses her garage.
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allison11
Vogue SISter (3672)
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# Posted: 26 Aug 2008 15:46
Dear Complains-All-The-Time,
I'm sorry you are always "sick". I'm sorry you can't spend one day without talking about how awful your life is.
But guess what? Children are starving. People's bodies are ravaged with sickness and incurable diseases. Buck up. Put on your big girl panties and realize that every day is a blessing.
Sincerely, Sick of you complaining all the time
my thoughts exactly!
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