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rertel
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# Posted: 20 Dec 2007 20:21
We've all got our faves. Here are a few of mine...
Cletus - "Hey Brandine...you could wear this shirt to work."
Brandine - "Ahh Cletus, you know I gotta wear the shirt WHAT Dairy Queen gimme"
"awww...precious memories" (when Homer & Ned went to Vegas & married cocktail waitresses)
"Hey-dong-diddle-dios" (Flanders family reunion)
"Thatsa-nicea-donut" (Homer imagining he's a mobster)
"It tastes like burning" (Ralph Wiggum)
Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con (the convention)
"Internet, eh?....Maude, eh?" (Homer talking to Ned about starting a business)
"Care for a Rolo, my sweet Xena" (Comic Book Store Guy)
Oh man...I could go on & on. But I wanna hear some of your faves :)
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Sonja
Favorite SISter (5548)
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# Posted: 20 Dec 2007 20:42
"Me fail English? That's unpossible" (Ralph Wiggum)
"Hi Super Nitendo Chalmers" (Ralph Wiggum to the Superintendent of his school)
"My nose makes its own bubble gum" (okay, I'm noticing a trend here, but Ralph Wiggum)
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rertel
Style Goddess (7299)
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# Posted: 20 Dec 2007 22:39
"hey...my homemade Kahluah" (Homer at Hullabalooza)
"GYM ("G" pronouced like gime as in grapes)...what's a GYM?" (Homer)
"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow" (Homer)
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TracyTN
Favorite SISter (5306)
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# Posted: 20 Dec 2007 22:58
Rev. Lovejoy when Homer tried to sneak in late to a church service and caused a distraction:
"I'm sorry but the Lord and I can't compete with the squeaking sound of Homer Simpson's shoes."
Not that I'm a true Simpsons fan, but I watched it a little back in the day and that was probably the most I ever chuckled during an episode.
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AngelaSpangela
Style Addict (1216)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 00:23
"I bent my wookie" Ralph Wiggum after the diorama contest
"You choo-choo-choose me?" Ralph Wiggum after Lisa gives him a Valentine
"Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanderrrrrrrs. Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanderrrrrrrrrrrs." As said by Homer, I can't remember the exact episode.
"Ms. Hoover, I ate my red crayon." Ralph Wiggum
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem." Duffman at the superbowl
"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there." Ralph
"Hey, Grimey." Homer Simpson to Frank Grimes
Oh, goodness. I could go on forever..
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kayakgrl
Style Addict (1449)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 00:30
Simspons freak here! Here are a few of my fave Homer quotes-
"I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T."
"Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?"
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"
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kayakgrl
Style Addict (1449)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 00:31
Ralph Wiggum (when sugar is banned from Springfield) "My baby, where's my baby?"
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kayakgrl
Style Addict (1449)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 00:42
another one from Homer-
"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway."
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rertel
Style Goddess (7299)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 00:47
"Hey, Grimey." Homer Simpson to Frank Grimes
dude...love that episode!
"I'm peeing on the seat...give me a raise!"
"I'm Homer Simpson"......"you wish"
"Marge turn off the tv and come to bed"
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KaRiStilEs
Style Addict (1088)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 01:16
ralph.. "i live in a drawer."
Cletus (episode where sidewhow bob brainwashed bart to kill crusty)
" IT DO." (hes talking about an auto flash on a camera) hahahahaksjha;dh
me and my bf alwayyyyys say it and in *the voice* hahahaha
i seriously love the simpsons.
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KaRiStilEs
Style Addict (1088)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 01:19
"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow" (Homer)
mr PLOW!!!!!!!!!! yesssss one of my all time fave episodes
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rertel
Style Goddess (7299)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 01:25
I haven't seen recent episodes...I'm more old school. Not old school as in the horribly drawn Tracy Ullman shorts though. My fave episodes were from like 1995-2000.
I pretty much know I'm instant friends with someone if they can quote Simpsons lines :)
Keep 'em coming! I love these!
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kitleen
SISter Superior (6648)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 01:40
I LUB, LUB, LUB this thread!! Huge Homey J. Simpson fan.
My husband and I have both watched this every year it has been running....every episode. except I missed the Tracy Ullman ones! :(
We sit down every Sunday night after the kids go to bed to watch our FAVORITE show. Usually we'll watch the rerun, too, right before the new one.
Simpsons stuff under the tree EVERY year. Simpsons cartoons cut out and put up on the fridge.
I pretty much know I'm instant friends with someone if they can quote Simpsons lines :)
That's how DH and I know, too.
But, I'm drawing a blank on specific lines. I'm super tired.
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monroegirl
Style Addict (1248)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 04:04 - Edited by: monroegirl
'It's a Miiiiiracle breakthrough!' Homer in the episode when his hair grows back :)
Quidgybo - when Homer and Bart are playing scrabble. Slight confession here, ever since we saw this episode at LEAST ten years ago my dh and I have called our remote controls quidgybo's - as in where is the quidgybo, pass me the quidgybo lol. Visitors to our house think we have lost the plot!
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AngelaSpangela
Style Addict (1216)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 09:13
I love the episode when Marge is having trouble falling asleep and Homer tells her that he'll make soothing ocean noises so she can fall asleep. He starts out with waves and moves into the horn of a big boat after which he makes the sound of seagulls and finally he says "Yar matey" in a pirate voice. Oh, goodness. What a good episode.
Another line I find my dad and I quoting a lot at random times is a Mr. Burns line when they're having the plant inspected and Mr. Smithers informs him that German inspectors are coming and Mr. Burns replies, "Oooh Smithers. The Germans. Not The Germans."
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lpmkate
Cruiser Mama
Stylicious SISter (9352)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 10:29
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? " Homer
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there." Ralph - this was one of our sound effects on our computer back in the day!!
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spazzgirl
Style Maven (625)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 10:52
"Chicago, The Miami of Canada!"
LOL
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kitleen
SISter Superior (6648)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 10:56 - Edited by: kitleen
One of my favs is when Homer almost beat Bart at a t.v. video game. Marge came in all ticked 'cause they weren't listening to her. So, she unplugs the t.v. before the game was over. Bart yells, "that's it. I'm annoucing my retirement. I'm undefeated." (something along those lines) Poor Homer was ssooooo close to finally beating Bart.
Now my husband and I say when we win something..."I'm announing my retirement."
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Korbyn
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 11:29
Okay, back in the day I was a huge Simpsons fan, but now I am stuck on Family Guy....
but, in the top 20 of "regular lines" on the Simpsons is:
"I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such films as...."
makes me giggle....and I pretty much love anything that the sisters say (is it Velma and thelma or something?) Gosh it has been so long I can't even remember
but currently I find myself walking around singing:
"Spider pig, Spider pig, does everything a spider pig does"
yet I still haven't seen the movie...totally want to though...
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weebbt
Tracy
Supreme SIS (11442)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 11:40
I love when Bart crank calls Moe's. Cracks me up every time!
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gigi
Style Icon (8492)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 13:07
LOVE this thread...
my fave episode of all time is when homer gets a free trampoline he saw in the newspaper...
homer "traMOPoline...traMOPoline!!!!!"
little flanders boy "catch me lord catch me!!!!"
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lydiajane
Style Goddess (7448)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 14:11
"mmmmm...155 slice of American cheese" --Homer; and he proceeds to eat it slice by slice and counts down "mmmm...154 slices of American Cheese" (don't know if I have the starting # right!)
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kathyincanada
Stylin' SIS (184)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 14:25
Malibu Stacy: "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl" (DH likes to walk around the house saying this....I know...strange....)
Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."
FBI Guy: [exasperated] "Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI guy: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]
And my all-time favourite:
Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
Homer: Mm.
Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
Homer: Buh!
Marge: Those aren't even words!
Homer: Sneh!
Marge: Mmmmm. [turns off the light]
Homer: [evil, glow-in-the-dark grin]
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rertel
Style Goddess (7299)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 15:07
homer "traMOPoline...traMOPoline!!!!!"
LOVE that one!!!
"mmmmm...155 slice of American cheese"
classic Homer....I think he started at 64...that's one of our favorites!
One of my most favorite episodes was Duff Gardens...
"Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you...I'll have a Duff, you'll have one too"
...then Bart dares Lisa to drink the "water" and she totally trips out and when the "Dr." gives her a handful of pills and Velma thanks him he says "Oh, I'm not a doctor..."
...oh, and I love when Homer get sick from eating the REALLY old sandwich but says lovinginly to it "How can I stay mad at you!"
...when they're in the gift shop and the alarm sounds "When need more BORT license plates" and the lady says to the man trying to grab the last one "My son is also named Bort"
...when Bart tries on the beer googles and sees aunt Velma as a foxy momma and he sees her saying "You're charming the pants off me" but she really says "I said take off those damn glasses"
I totally have to find that tape and watch it again!
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lpmkate
Cruiser Mama
Stylicious SISter (9352)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 15:21
These are killing me...I'm kind of off TV lately...but I think I might need to look up and see what time the reruns are showing here on WB or UPN or whatever they play them on.
I know we have a couple VHS tapes around that we taped episodes of back in the good old days -- probably late 90s.
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christa
Style Maven (547)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 15:54 - Edited by: christa
ahhh AWESOME!
ralph is the BEST! i love his one liners!!!
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
And the best episode ever, when homer got perscriped pot for medicinal purposes he says:
(while moving fingers in front of his face) "They call them fingers, but they don't fing"
hahahha
and that same episode...
He walks out of the room and screams "We have a kitchen??!!!"
ahhhh love that show...
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christa
Style Maven (547)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 15:55
oh yeah....and
"mmmmmm doughnuts, is there anything they CANT do?"
haha
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AngelaSpangela
Style Addict (1216)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 16:03
I remember the episode when Ned is putting Rod and Tod to bed and they start singing a song...the only line from the song I remember is "if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack [ow!] sit on a tack [ow!] sit on a tack..."
Or...
When Marge is talking to Homer and he's all like "Oooh. Look at me. I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house down Lolly Pop lane!"
Or..
The episode where Marge develops a gambling problem in Mr. Burns' casino. And after Homer takes her out of the casino he comes up with a list of things he's done, like "I may drink a lot of beer but YOU have a gambling problem." And goes on with that for a couple minutes.
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ellymew
Big SIS (4843)
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2007 23:40
"I bent my wookie" Ralph Wiggum
best.line.ever.
in sunday school, the kids are drawing pictures:
"Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels."
korbyn, i do the spider pig thing too!!
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Bekka
Big SIS (4501)
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# Posted: 22 Dec 2007 00:51
I love this thread! :)
My husband and I have been quoting this one off and on for the last few weeks (when Marge tries to save money):
Homer: Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
Marge: Oh, please! From what I hear, you waltz in there at ten thirty, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around googling your own name until lunch.
Homer: Who told you that?
Marge: You shouted it while we were making love!
And the one where Lisa joins MENSA, and Comic Book Guy rewrites the jury summons:
"You've been invited to join the Justice Squadron, 8 a.m. Monday at the Municipal Fortress of Vengeance."
Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
Brandine: "Gimme back my belly fruit!"
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